You’re like a dramatic foil douchebag to all the sane, vanilla douchebags I’m used to.
— Louisa “Spice Rack” Stratigis
you, on the other hand, are very refreshing. cause you actually are what I imagine most of internet culture/debauchery/fuckedupness to be, and not faking it. nobody in person as is…you as you are.
— Gigi “Ho-Face” Li
Barney Stinson and Greg House ain’t got shit in Daniel Vaccerelli, cuz this motherfucker’s REAL. And he ain’t TELEVISION.
— Coby Whateverthehellhisdrunkasslastnameis
For a long time I wondered why all the hot girls I know dated douchebags. Then I met you and realized if it weren’t for the douchebag buffer, they’d be dating you. Disgusting. I give up on genders. People. Everything. Beer. Gimme.
— Kendra “Dynamic Dykes” Grayn
me: “I wonder why every Victoria I know is super-hot. I mean, like, is there a You Must Be This Hot To Victoria mark in the baby name-book? Do they chart that shit out somehow?”
Vicky: “You have a magical gift for making me feel good and make me feel like you’re an asshole, you know that?
— me and Vicky “Toga-Toga”
God, I am just so tired of…listening to you. Why? Can you just endlessly spout movie quotes and talk about tits? Fuck. It’s exhausting.
— James “Lazy” Vieg
I was high on acid, and I saw Vaccerelli move — and then I realized why all these beautiful women sleep with him, why everyone kind of likes him, kind of hates him — he’s utterly commanding.
— Niko “Trippin’ Balls” Van Dyke
you are so incredibly transparent at the worst possible moments. and impossible to read all the other times.
— Nancy “Strumpet” Pickard
an insanely intelligent, eloquent, narcissist that acts without thinking about consequences and speaks without considering the impact of his comments.
— The Ex